Best thing about Colbert is that when he nails it, he nails it.
I feel like Colbert is one of the best examples of religious you can ever get. He’s Catholic. He’s one of 11 kids. He teaches SUNDAY SCHOOL. And it never comes off like he’s judging you because you don’t follow his exact path.
I’m an atheist, and I feel like Colbert gets me in a lot of ways. It means a lot.
Love Stephen Colbert.
One of my always-reblogs.
For the first time ever, a paralyzed man can move his fingers and hand with his own thoughts thanks to a new device. A 23-year-old quadriplegic is the first patient to use Neurobridge, an electronic neural bypass for spinal cord injuries that reconnects the brain directly to muscles, allowing voluntary and functional control of a paralyzed limb.
w h a t
NO BUT THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE THOUGHT THEY WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO MOVE ON THEIR OWN WANT EVER AGAIN
HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN INJURED IN WAR, IN A BAR FIGHT, JUST STANDING THERE BECAUSE LETS FACE IT YOU’RE NEVER SAFE
HOW MANY PEOPLE WERE BORN WITHOUT MOVEMENT IN THEIR LIMBS, WHO WERE NEVER ABLE TO MOVE BY THEMSELVES
HOW MANY PEOPLE WHO HAVE SHED TEARS BECAUSE THEY WOULD NEVER WALK AGAIN, WOULD NEVER SIGN, WOULD NEVER DRAW, WOULD NEVER DANCE, WOULD NEVER RUN, WOULD NEVER BE NORMAL
IF THIS TECHNOLOGY IS FURTHERED ALL OF THESE PEOPLE WOULD HAVE HOPE TO WALK AROUND AGAIN
YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
Don’t be surprised when they bring a gun to school
that’s not even complicated you literally add 26 and 19 then simplify 2025 over 45 to be 45/1 then multiply 24 and 45 making it 1080 then add 1080 and 47 and unlock the iPad with the passcode 1-1-2-7 god bless
looks like we found ourselves a nerd
looks like we found someone capable of basic math
how is that basic math
this is basic math